Appreciate conceptual art
Have a friend named India
Wear a beret
Pretend to love anime
Appreciate Marc Jacobs ads
Own a Prius
Live in Marfa, Texas
Go to Burning Man
Live in Park Slope, Brooklyn
Understand Dutch design
Snag an all-access pass
Walk in high heels without wobbling
Stay at the San Jose Hotel in Austin, TX
Hail a cab like a city girl
Oh so not true. You are very very hip! Let's take them one at a time, Conceptual Art - yawn.
ReplyDeleteFriend named India - Who named their kid India back in our day?
Berets - tool to cover up a botched haircut and you're far too hip to let that happen today.
Anime - total yawn.
Marc Jacobs ads - who's he kidding?
Prius - who wants a car with a sticky pedal?
Marfa TX - where?
Burning Man - rather have Cocktails at the Hermitage
Brooklyn - too crowded
Dutch design - one word, uncomfortable
All access passes - I bet you've had more than a few
High Heels - again one word, uncomfortable
San Jose Hotel - where?
Hail a cab - all it takes is a big smile and a $20 clutched in your hand